[PetsWarehouse.com]

Jane was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch
in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly."

Jane was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home
she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly."

Jane decided to go into the store and told the manager that she would sue
the store if they didn't do something about that rude bird. The store
manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.

When Jane walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to
her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"

And the bird replied, "You know."

Henry
Affiliate Manager
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[Nova]

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that's a good one Henry!

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