[SandraR]

Greetings all,

I am seeking a writer for a project I am working on. I am interested in discussing possible partnership options.

Let me know if you’re interested!

[hbcouples]

Hi Sandra

My wife and I are writers of ill-repute - seriously though we do write for a wide variety of audiences so we may be what you're looking for.

I would send you a private message but I haven't figured that one out yet http://abw.infopop.cc/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But I know how to read ones that you send us so hit me up and we can assess one another.

Stuart

[RadarCat]

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Hi, SandraR,

I'm interested!

I am a former professional writer.

My email address is on the home page of my website, OS2WarpLinks, if you want to send details.

RadarCat
http://www.os2warplinks.com

[SandraR]

I over slept and will be sending out my needs individually usinf PM.

Thanks for your inquiries http://abw.infopop.cc/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Please check your PM's

[Gordon]

I have wrote millions of letters...... mainly to lottery winners http://abw.infopop.cc/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[SandraR]

Gordo... Are you following me?

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[ecomcity]

SandraR you don't need a PR writer....you just need a case of industrial strength air freshner.

[Gordon]

http://66.132.187.8/smilies/rotflol.gif http://66.132.187.8/smilies/rotflol.gif http://66.132.187.8/smilies/rotflol.gif I'll second that Mike. http://abw.infopop.cc/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[SandraR]

GREAT GUYS!

Now how am I supposed to get a writer! http://66.132.187.8/smilies/bigcry.gif

You 2 are NOW official Buttheads!

[Naffiliate]

How about this as a sample?

Once upon a time there was Mrs. Butt-head, and she needed a writer.

And the Butt-head said "PM me!"

But Gordon followed in jest, believing he is qualified since he is a lottowinner stalker.

Mike and his chicken (Charlie) also jump on board with his drollery regarding the bouquet of arse, SandraR odiferously portrays.

Gordo (as Mrs Butt refers to him) - in all his dotage, follows EcomCity's lead.

(How's that!) M I Gr8!

[elbowcreek]

www.freelancewriting.com (http://www.freelancewriting.com)

[elbowcreek]

Oh,oh, oh, n-affiliate, can I try?

Here goes:


A wrinkle creased her cheeks as SandraR frowned in puzzlement. Wiggling her left hip, she snaked her glasses up onto her, well, hip, in an effort to read through all of the submissions one final time.

"Submissions," she thought idly, "I really like that word."

But who to choose from? Which writer within this vast slushpile of romantic wannabee authors can generate the copy that I need? Who can help me move this humongous pile of sapphire blue widgets? The style is ever so important, it will be the difference between success or failure!

Nothing cheeky, obviously, yet not too serious either. Oh, which writer shall I choose?

"Submissions," she thinks once again, "I really like that word."



Woohoo, this is fun!

[SandraR]

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STOP - I almsot wet myself -- DANG...

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[Gordon]

so to re-cap not only do her farts absolutely reek but she also wets her pants....

no it's not the kind of job I was looking for...

why not try the local nursing home SandraR? they seem to know how to handle the aged http://66.132.187.8/smilies/rotflol.gif http://66.132.187.8/smilies/rotflol.gif

[SandraR]

Plot Summary: "When Will I Be Loved?" The revenge targets two men (Gordon and Mike) who have taken her for granted and feel condescendingly superior in wit and resolve.

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[elbowcreek]

PART II

One writer, in particular, stood out from the rest. Harry Peters had included a photo of himself, and the more she looked at Mr. Peters, the more she found herself strangely attracted to him. He had a penetrating smile that seemed vaguely familiar, as if perhaps, she had met him a thousand times before in a thousand different places. His beard suggested an Amish or - more likely - Mennonite background and veins stood out along his neck, pulsing, so she could tell he was accustomed to hard work.

An unexpected bubble of flatulance broke her from her reflective trance and, with a quick spray of Oust, she began to review his work.



Ehhh, I gotta quit here, room's getting a little hot: I need to go get some actual work done, lol.

I do hope you find your writer, really, check out www.freelancewriting.com (http://www.freelancewriting.com) , you can get quality work cheap.

[SandraR]

DAMN hillarious http://66.132.187.8/smilies/thumbup2.gif

Thanks for the www.freelancewriting.com (http://www.freelancewriting.com) link

[ecomcity]

Don't let Leader know your seeking content as your already in the dog house for using that filthy word... JOB.

If you want compelling content just compile and proof all of my and Gordos posts from the beginning.