ecomcity
December 14th, 2002, 09:22 AM
Christmas is a special time of year when we focus on the fact that giving is more important then getting. As we reflect back on events deserving of attention and web ink at WWW.Abestweb.com (http://WWW.Abestweb.com) we see some affiliate industry players acting like "Yuleturds" rather than spreading Christmas Cheer....Let's hear it for the Christmas HO's. (http://www.farts.com/farts/santa.wav)
There has been so much hot air blown to spread smoke screens that the place is starting to smell like a NASCAR event Port-a-Pottie. I see posts by some real network scotch drinking power brokers posturing positions with the swagger of jocks in a shower room measuring & pissing contest. I enjoy the exchanges, sounding like so much trouser trumpeting, for the hidden important messages buried like holiday peanuts in "Yuleturds".
The amount of Methane gas eminating from the network boardrooms makes me want to join Greenpeace and funnel it as a fossil fuel energy alternative to reduce the toll on our planet. With the abundence of "bottom barking" by OBdon -Mrmerchant -Wayne -Haiko and yours truly, mixed in with some feminine squeeks, I'm loosing focus here. Would we all agree someone here needs to open a window......please vote Yea .. (http://www.mrmethane.com/wavs/thisinfa.wav)
If anal emissions weren't enough, we have the anal retentive group pitching in to add some flavoring to the group. Holiday's do require digesting copious amounts of turkey, stuffing, sprouts, cabbage, peas, beans, and gravy washed down with beer and wine left over from last year. Maybe these seasonal factors come into play when delivering these windy renditions on parasites and the network Code of Conduct. From my limited viewpoint it looks like the whole industry has cought a cold, resulting in an excess of "colon coughs", from the Yuleturd parasites.
This mornings newsletter from Pud at F**kedcompany.com cronicled his world crumbling around him resulting in have to buy a new apartment. Seems someone slipped parasites and assorted lice and bedbugs into his living zone and they took over his mattress forcing him to sleep on a air bed for 3 months. Within months of being infected his ceiling is crumbling and the elevator is fixing to be a free fall express to the basement floor. There must me a moral in there somewhere ..but we all know Pud is not hindered or burdened with morals.
Regardless, it put me in the Christmas mood, so I made my first online purchase this year and set him the "pull my finger Santa" at http://www.farts.com to cheer him up. Inspiring this first annual (not anal) Christmas newsletter was a link that had me rolling over in laughter as it mirrored the efforts of our group to communicate with each other...What's Up wit da Protest campaign? (http://www.farts.com/discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000008)
Sure wish they had a affiliate program, since the products and site are the killer link of the year. First network that listens to me has to waive their setup fees for bringing in this one into the fold.
Merry Christmas and go lite on the devils eggs and beer...
WebMaster Mike
"Anyone can make a dollar, it is when you make sense that it starts to add up."...does your eBiz plan make sense?
There has been so much hot air blown to spread smoke screens that the place is starting to smell like a NASCAR event Port-a-Pottie. I see posts by some real network scotch drinking power brokers posturing positions with the swagger of jocks in a shower room measuring & pissing contest. I enjoy the exchanges, sounding like so much trouser trumpeting, for the hidden important messages buried like holiday peanuts in "Yuleturds".
The amount of Methane gas eminating from the network boardrooms makes me want to join Greenpeace and funnel it as a fossil fuel energy alternative to reduce the toll on our planet. With the abundence of "bottom barking" by OBdon -Mrmerchant -Wayne -Haiko and yours truly, mixed in with some feminine squeeks, I'm loosing focus here. Would we all agree someone here needs to open a window......please vote Yea .. (http://www.mrmethane.com/wavs/thisinfa.wav)
If anal emissions weren't enough, we have the anal retentive group pitching in to add some flavoring to the group. Holiday's do require digesting copious amounts of turkey, stuffing, sprouts, cabbage, peas, beans, and gravy washed down with beer and wine left over from last year. Maybe these seasonal factors come into play when delivering these windy renditions on parasites and the network Code of Conduct. From my limited viewpoint it looks like the whole industry has cought a cold, resulting in an excess of "colon coughs", from the Yuleturd parasites.
This mornings newsletter from Pud at F**kedcompany.com cronicled his world crumbling around him resulting in have to buy a new apartment. Seems someone slipped parasites and assorted lice and bedbugs into his living zone and they took over his mattress forcing him to sleep on a air bed for 3 months. Within months of being infected his ceiling is crumbling and the elevator is fixing to be a free fall express to the basement floor. There must me a moral in there somewhere ..but we all know Pud is not hindered or burdened with morals.
Regardless, it put me in the Christmas mood, so I made my first online purchase this year and set him the "pull my finger Santa" at http://www.farts.com to cheer him up. Inspiring this first annual (not anal) Christmas newsletter was a link that had me rolling over in laughter as it mirrored the efforts of our group to communicate with each other...What's Up wit da Protest campaign? (http://www.farts.com/discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000008)
Sure wish they had a affiliate program, since the products and site are the killer link of the year. First network that listens to me has to waive their setup fees for bringing in this one into the fold.
Merry Christmas and go lite on the devils eggs and beer...
WebMaster Mike
"Anyone can make a dollar, it is when you make sense that it starts to add up."...does your eBiz plan make sense?
