[7-days]

Leave it to my friend Dirk Gardner to find a picture of me and the wife that I was hoping would never get out. My luck this will appear in the next National Inquirer!!!

For the life of me I can't remember when or where this was taken and given her outfit you'd think I would remember!!!

I just hope no one finds all the other ones out there or my career is over (and my marriage)!




http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/Koons/Koons-Pink-Panther-porcelain-1988-41x20in.jpg

[JudiMoore]

Was this when you were on Dancing with the Stars?

[7-days]

Given the dazed look in my eyes, it could have been? Either that or I had one too many glasses of wine with dinner.

[JudiMoore]

The look on your face is actually saying: "Can I get away with it one more time? Or was that it?"

[Billy Kay]

er.... wanna join the weekly wife swapping party? :)

[UncleScooter]

Ron, are you married to a mermaid?

[7-days]

er.... wanna join the weekly wife swapping party? :)

Er, um, Billy? I thought you were single?

[7-days]

Ron, are you married to a mermaid?

Shhhhhh!!! We keep it secret. If the world new that I REALLY would be in the National Inquirer.

[Dirk Gardner]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/24874BP%7EPink-Panther-Babes-Posters.jpg

This is a picture I took of Ron at an affiliate dinner the other night... He was always very popular with the ladies.

[7-days]

OH, GEEEZZZZ, there goes the marriage for sure!!

Thanks, Dirk! I'll be coming to move in with you now!

[Dirk Gardner]

http://www.tv-puppen.com/PinkPanther-Web.jpg

I ran into Ron and his Mrs. in the mall the next day and inadvertently showed the picture to Mrs. 7daysaweek...

What followed was absolute mayhem. I dont remember exactly how it happened but I am still in shock.

Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.

[Dirk Gardner]

http://www.tv-puppen.com/PinkPanther%20gro.JPG

Being a bit morbid I couldnt resist taking one more shot!

R.I.P. Ron. And thanks for leaving all those websites to me in your will.

[Dirk Gardner]

BTW, He isnt really dead. It was just a joke. That was just someone dressed up in a suit pretending to be ron so that he could try to access the 7daysaweek bank account at the mall.

Security cottoned on to him. Shots were fired and it all ended in tears.

Ron, glad to know that your money is safe!

Dirk

[7-days]

I'm just thankful my reputation is intact. Or is it?

[webworker]

Awwww...... I really expected and wanted to see a real photo of one of my favorites around this here joint, and his better half.

So much for expectations, I guess life's not like that even for Pollyannas.

[flamingoworld]

Er, um, Billy? I thought you were single?
I heard a rumor that Billy had a wife....

[loxly]

I heard a rumor that Billy had a wife....
He'd find one to join that club... I think you can hire a wife here.... :)

[webworker]

>>He'd find one to join that club... I think you can hire a wife here....

From what I'v heard you can hire anything in LV, human or otherwise.

[Geno Prussakov]

Her.... ummmmmmmmm.... hair..... is gorgeous, Ron! :approval:

Geno

[7-days]

Well, this sure was fun last night. Granted, I have not shared this with my wife yet. Somehow, I sense she may not find it as humurous as all of us did.

I have no clue where Dirk came up with these pictures. I did a search recently and came up with none like that. Obviously he has way to much time on his hands. I need to get him busy building sites for my merchant!!! (hint, hint).